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"I," replied the doctor in confusion; "I enjoy this learned

dispute, and am thankful for the opportunity of listening to a

war of wit so agreeable. And moreover, I am not competent to give

an opinion; his most illustrious lordship has appointed a

judge-the father."

"True," said Don Roderick; "but how can the judge speak when the

disputants will not keep silence?"

"I am dumb," said the Count Attilio. The podestà made a sign that

he would be quiet.

"Well! father! at last!" said Don Roderick, with comic gravity.

"I have already said, that I do not comprehend--"

"No excuses! we must have your opinion."

"If it must be so," replied the father, "I should humbly think

there was no necessity for challenges, nor bearers, nor blows."

The guests looked in wonder at each other.

"Oh! how ridiculous!" said the Count Attilio. "Pardon me, father;

but this is exceedingly ridiculous. It is plain you know nothing

of the world."